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This blog is a multifandom mess. Like. So, so messy. God knows what's in here. If you find that you like it though, you're welcome to stay.

«We're all made of stories. When they finally put us underground, the stories are what will go on. Not forever, perhaps, but for a time.
It's a kind of immortality, I suppose, bounded by limits, it's true, but then so is everything.»



~ Olga ~ Greece ~
while watching Snowpiercer: I would have a train baby with Chris Evans
after watching Snowpiercer: I would NOT have a train baby with Chris Evans
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The Shrine/An Argument
Fleet Foxes && Helplessness Blues

thedailytwerk:

The Shrine/An Argument - Fleet Foxes

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lecrawleys:

your mind is the scene of the crime

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I just saw that manip of Sebastian Stan with Natalie Dormer and whispered to the screen “how dare you touch my baby

but then I wasn’t sure who I was talking about lol

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cptsmallass:

(oh, fight me).

for wiselizard

11 hours ago   &   125
love-buckybarnes:

"Take your stupid shield back, random dude who keeps calling me Bucky."

love-buckybarnes:

"Take your stupid shield back, random dude who keeps calling me Bucky."

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Remember that sometimes not getting what you want is a wonderful stroke of luck.
The Dalai Lama (via cozyfling)    
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Anonymous said:
Okay, but what would happen to each of the team if the others got de-aged?

avengersthingsthattoteshappened:

I DON’T KNOW BUT IT SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT SET-UP FOR WACKY HIJINKS.

Tony:

If ever there was a time I needed DeanWinchesterCryingSarcasticallyInAWailingBaby’sFace.jpg, this would be it.

Steve:

Think Cap1, where he holds the baby up with that vaguely-terrified look of a man who has no goddamn clue what to do with a tiny human being, despite having been one for a goodly portion of his life. Except there’s a whole swarm of them and he’s really big and he’ll probably hurt one of them and oh god how the fuck did Clint get all the way up there NO THOR DO NOT HIT NATASHA SHE MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO WALK VERY WELL YET BUT SHE WILL KILL YOU.

Bruce:

Bruce likes kids, but he doesn’t trust himself, and he’d definitely call a professional sitter or just haul them down to Stark Industries’ daycare center, because he knows how not to loose all sense of reason in a crisis. He doesn’t leave them there alone, but he definitely keeps to the sidelines.

Sam:

Sam takes a lot of pictures as soon as he’s done tethering them all to his belt like so many puppies on leashes. He thinks they’re adorable. He wants twelve more. He takes them to Central Park and revels in the way young mothers coo over such a responsible manny, and now he knows that Natasha likes pistachio ice cream.

Natasha:

Natasha reacts in a way that, on anyone else, would be considered resourceful and level-headed, if not a bit strange. Meaning, she set them all carefully, one-by-one, in the empty pool with pillows and blankets and teddy bears and a block of colby jack cheese each and patrolled the edge to make sure they didn’t escape until Coulson got there and could tell her what was going on.

In truth, she panicked, because she is NOT child-oriented, and it was all she could think of.

Clint:

Like Bruce, Clint’s good with kids and likes them, but doesn’t think of himself as a natural caretaker - he doesn’t trust them with some strange nanny, tho, so he kinda pens them up in the den and pulls up Dora the Explorer on Netflix while he waits for SHIELD to tell him what the hell happened.

Thor:

By the end of the ordeal, they’ve all done fingerpainting, Thor’s mastered Kraft Mac-n-Cheese, they’ve made it through an entire set of Baby Signing Time videos, and when they’re all restored they end up humming Norse lullabies out of nowhere and have no idea why.

**Bonus…

Pepper:

Calls for a sitter thoroughly vetted by SHIELD to assist her in personally caring for the kid!vengers, keeps one ear glued to the phone demanding answers from Coulson and coordinating with every superhero scientist and magic-user she could track down, instigated a worldwide manhunt for the jackass responsible, and then slings Tony to her front and Natasha to her back (those two could get out of the harnesses in seconds), tethers the others to her like Sam would have, and marches over to SHIELD holding to tear the ne’er-do-well to shreds and ensure that he knows that if he does not return them all to their rightful state she would tear his face off with her fingernails, have it bronzed, and mount it on her office wall.

And she still finds time for peek-a-boo.

Rhodey:

Pretty much exactly what Pepper does, but with a military escort, a sidearm, and little-bunny-foofoo instead of peek-a-boo.

Bucky:

Holds Steve and cries.

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holysheerios:

Don’t feel bad if you’re single because it just means you’re the best in the album

21 hours ago   &   45178
#q

neitherheavenorhell:

I got the idea from our family’s plant book.
The place where we recorded those things you cannot trust to memory.

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Actors & Actresses accidentally swearing when they’re not meant to.

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jiyujay:

FANGIRLING IN 3..2…1
BOOOM!

Source

Credits to the owner ;)

jiyujay:

FANGIRLING IN 3..2…1
BOOOM!

Source
Credits to the owner ;)
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#arrow #q
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