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«We're all made of stories. When they finally put us underground, the stories are what will go on. Not forever, perhaps, but for a time.
It's a kind of immortality, I suppose, bounded by limits, it's true, but then so is everything.»



~ Olga ~ Greece ~

bunny-banana:

IF YOU SERIOUSLY THINK I’M GONNA LISTEN TO YOU EXPLAINING TO ME ALL THE DIFFERENT REGIONAL ACCENTS/DIALECTS OF YOUR NATIVE LANGUAGE AND SHOWING ME THE EXACT LINGUISTIC DIFFERENCES TO RELATED LANGUAGES then you are absolutely right make yourself comfortable i’ll just bring the popcorn and then we can proceed

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videohall:

Goat gives it all it’s got

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mymistakesandretakes:

ohscarjo:

dehoppus:

thisisalifeyoucantdenyus:

Everyone looks worried apart from that guy on the far left.. 

i like how the guy on the right is so shocked he becomes a teapot

he becomes a teapot
he becomes a teapot

I’ve been laughing for the last 7 minutes because of the teapot guy

mymistakesandretakes:

ohscarjo:

dehoppus:

thisisalifeyoucantdenyus:

Everyone looks worried apart from that guy on the far left.. 

i like how the guy on the right is so shocked he becomes a teapot

he becomes a teapot

he becomes a teapot

I’ve been laughing for the last 7 minutes because of the teapot guy

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automatically:

when I badly need to pee but there is a line for the toilets

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seagreeneyes:

gingerbludger:

littlewadoo:

floralfaun:

achilles owning a shirt that says ‘if lost return to patroclus’ and patroclus owning the ‘i am patroclus’ shirt

i love those shirts because alone they make no sense. You’re patroclus ? good for you man.

It keeps people from thinking he’s Achilles and murdering him

20 hours ago   &   15770

tomhahardy:

I like to go full bore into something. If you have a backup plan, then you’ve already admitted defeat.

#you know what #fuck you and your biceps

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Everyone has a 2am and a 2pm personality. I’m more interested in the monster you become at 2am rather than the human being you pretend to be at 2pm.
(via visua-liz-e)    
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#words #q
1 day ago   &   999

w0nd3rwaaall:

Get fucking married man

1 day ago   &   193565

officialbuckybarnes:

officialsteverogers:

You follow me on tumblr but will you follow me into war

shut the fuck up steve

1 day ago   &   107979

thursdaysangel-tuesdaysdemon:

thranduilthegreat:

What if right before Bucky walked away in this part of The Winter Soldier

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(x)

he whispered to Steve 

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what if you just shut the fuck up

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as-a-deer said:

Crooked Teeth by Death Cab For Cutie. I love the style of their songs so much; so simple and easy to listen to. My favourite lyric in this one is this~

You’re so cute when you’re slurring your speech,
But they’re closing the bar and they want us to leave.

It’s not, like, deep and poetic, or anything, but I love how the music goes in this part, and the general feeling of it? 

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